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[beejfu]

[He huffs, relaxing against Norton's hand]

Oh. Yeah. That door was always there. Wasn't hidden, just needed a key. And I guess one of the guys asked for it.

[beejfu]

Shit, you're right. And my normal method of problem-solving is letting her vivisect me.

[pharadyne]

Just like that. So simple.

[So the first thing he needs to do is a thorough search of the ship to see if there are any other mysterious doors. And if he finds one, ask the Admiral for the key, or get a warden to ask for him.

BJ has been extremely useful and so Norton keeps his word and leans in to kiss him.]

[tetractys]

WHICH WAS GREAT, BY THE WAY. YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T HAVE BACKED DOWN ON IT!

I'M JUST SAYING, WE NEED TO BE STUBBORN!

[beejfu]

[He makes a happy, joyful noise and kisses him back. There is tongue]

[beejfu]

I'm amazing at being stubborn.

[tetractys]

SURE! THAT'S ALL WE NEED. SAVE PEOPLE FROM THEMSELVES!

[beejfu]

Save Hange. Get you graduated. Get the fuck off the boat.

How hard can it be?

[pharadyne]

[Since this is a reward, or maybe payment...no, that sounds much too crass. It's gratitude. Since this is gratitude for BJ giving him information, Norton deepens the kiss and curls his fingers in BJ's hair and tugs.]

[tetractys]

WELL, SEE, NOW YOU CURSED IT...

[beejfu]

[Wow did that ever get him going. He gives a ghostly, bashful grin]

Hey, do that again.

[beejfu]

S'what I do.

But in all seriousness this is gonna be hard as shit but I ain't afraid of it.

[pharadyne]

What, this? [He tugs on BJ's hair again.]

Or this? [Norton uses his grip on BJ's hair to pull him into another kiss.]

[tetractys]

YEAH.

YEAH.

WE CARE ABOUT HER. SOMEBODY'S GOT TO, APPARENTLY, SINCE IT AIN'T HER.

[beejfu]

[He whines, grabbing Norton's shirt and twisting it in his hands]

Both. But especially the hair thing, oh my god.

[beejfu]

She's a workaholic, what can you do? World's full of people like that.

[tetractys]

SURE, SO AM I, BUT AT LEAST I WORK FOR MYSELF INSTEAD OF THE GOVERNMENT.

[Bill pronounces "the Government" like most people pronounce "a urinary tract infection."]

[pharadyne]

Has no one ever pulled your hair before?

[He strokes BJ's head gently as he talks, and then, out of curiosity, drags his nails up the back of BJ's neck.]

[beejfu]

I think she'd love working for herself. So many experiments, so little time.

[beejfu]

[He gives an excited little giggle, seizing up in a demonic purr when Norton's claws get to him]

I'm kind of a masochist. Lemme know if you're not into that.

[pharadyne]

[Norton's more often on the other side of the equation, but he prides himself on being flexible and being able to give people what they want.]

Honey, I'll tie you up and beat you with my belt if that's what makes you hot.

[beejfu]

[he practically salivates at the idea, sinking down in Norton's grip]

Holy shit, would you? That sounds amazing. Whaddaya want in return? I can be a switch! Or whatever you need.

[pharadyne]

You've already given me what I wanted.

[He uses his tight grip on the back of BJ's neck to try to turn him towards the small dining table and chairs.]

Now, get one of those chairs and sit facing the back.

[beejfu]

[He gives a toothy grin back, listing his head to the side and then turns towards the chairs. They're terrible, black and gothic and covered in spikes but he goes anyway.

Grinning, BJ settles down, grasping the spikes on the chair]

Whatcha up to back there?

[tetractys]

SURE, WE JUST GOTTA GET HER THERE!