He sighs, nods, and drops down on his back to stare up at Rose's ceiling.
"Okay, well. Like I said. I wasn't always the most handsome, shambling dessicated corpse you see before you. I used to be alive. A real idiot. Naive and trusting and just all around begging to be taken advantage of. I didn't have a dad. Mom was telling me every day she wished I was never born, which is hilarious when you're a demon but shit when you're a four year old human."
He pauses to make a miming motion with his hand as in blah blah blah..
"Anyway. So blah blah usual tragic backstory. Do you know the 'Small Kid, Big City' narrative? That was me to a T. I struck out on my own and I was gonna make it big. Fell in love with this gorgeous chick. Girl. Woman. She had everything. Brains, a body you could die for, a mean streak a mile long and I was this dumb kid who fell hard."
He sits back up to point very seriously at Rose Quartz.
"Never trust anyone who's the whole package. If they have brains, beauty, talent, money, and drive, they're a sociopath. I speak from experience and from the heart."
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"Okay, well. Like I said. I wasn't always the most handsome, shambling dessicated corpse you see before you. I used to be alive. A real idiot. Naive and trusting and just all around begging to be taken advantage of. I didn't have a dad. Mom was telling me every day she wished I was never born, which is hilarious when you're a demon but shit when you're a four year old human."
He pauses to make a miming motion with his hand as in blah blah blah..
"Anyway. So blah blah usual tragic backstory. Do you know the 'Small Kid, Big City' narrative? That was me to a T. I struck out on my own and I was gonna make it big. Fell in love with this gorgeous chick. Girl. Woman. She had everything. Brains, a body you could die for, a mean streak a mile long and I was this dumb kid who fell hard."
He sits back up to point very seriously at Rose Quartz.
"Never trust anyone who's the whole package. If they have brains, beauty, talent, money, and drive, they're a sociopath. I speak from experience and from the heart."