beejfu: (don't you wanna see dad suffer??)
B to the Double E J F U....jesus, I can't spell ([personal profile] beejfu) wrote 2020-04-30 02:09 pm (UTC)

No idea. Mom wouldn't tell me.

[He starts tapping at the walls, listening before moving onto the next stall until he hears a more muffled noise and a hiss.]

Okay. Okay, she's right in through here. Martini, she's gonna come out from the pipe in the toilet. We used to do this gag where whenever a breather would sit down to take a dump, she'd come up from behind and bite. Hilarious, but it makes luring her out of hiding a massive bitch. You think you can grab her with a plunger?

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