You've been human for three weeks and you only just started thinking about what sex would be like? Jeeze, it must have been bad out there.

[Rhys flicks through a few pages of the cook book, looking for a burger recipe, when something occurs to him, and he glances up at Betelgeuse.]

Wait, is your tongue different now? Is your dick different?

[Admittedly, it's not like his dick was quite as alien as the curving forked tongue, but it was still pretty groady and undead.]