He cracks his fingers, or tries to. Hange's hand attached to his makes him accidentally crack some of hers, too.
"WELL. Let's see. From 2am to about 4am, I'm down here watching tv and jacking it to whatever's on. 4:30 I usually pass out. Then whenever I wake up, I check on Ford and see if I can turn on all the burners before he wakes up and starts smelling gas.
From there I usually head up on deck to sunbathe in the nude and do my exercises. 10:30 is choir practice. Around this time I like to hit on Martin and Jon, so I head down to the library and knock books over to get them to come out and yell so I can make one of them let me cop a feel before I'll leave.
Lunchtime, then an immediate hour on the can shitting out lunch. Text Bill on toilet, then go send dick pics to all my favorite hotties. Then it's free time! Sometimes what I like to do is see if I can sneak up on Jonesy and pick her up without her scratching my eyeballs. Other times I go chill out at the bar with Darlene and throw shit at the walls until she kicks me out. Other times I like to harass Taura into dying my hair weird colors or blackmail people into helping me paint my nails.
Dinnertime is usually twelve beers. And then I like to be back in my room in time for Rhys to make some late-night booty calls. He has the sexiest ass you've ever seen. This office twink I could bang against the copier allllll night long."
cw; everything
"WELL. Let's see. From 2am to about 4am, I'm down here watching tv and jacking it to whatever's on. 4:30 I usually pass out. Then whenever I wake up, I check on Ford and see if I can turn on all the burners before he wakes up and starts smelling gas.
From there I usually head up on deck to sunbathe in the nude and do my exercises. 10:30 is choir practice. Around this time I like to hit on Martin and Jon, so I head down to the library and knock books over to get them to come out and yell so I can make one of them let me cop a feel before I'll leave.
Lunchtime, then an immediate hour on the can shitting out lunch. Text Bill on toilet, then go send dick pics to all my favorite hotties. Then it's free time! Sometimes what I like to do is see if I can sneak up on Jonesy and pick her up without her scratching my eyeballs. Other times I go chill out at the bar with Darlene and throw shit at the walls until she kicks me out. Other times I like to harass Taura into dying my hair weird colors or blackmail people into helping me paint my nails.
Dinnertime is usually twelve beers. And then I like to be back in my room in time for Rhys to make some late-night booty calls. He has the sexiest ass you've ever seen. This office twink I could bang against the copier allllll night long."