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Taura winces a little at that, but she supposes he can make his own bad fashion choices. They clearly won't be the first bad choices he's made! "Alright, then."
Using his hands, he starts to pull at his hair, getting it back to his usual spikey monstrosity. The dye runs down his roots a little but he wipes it with the back of his sleeve before it gets too close to his eyes.
"Hey Taura, how's it looking from the back?"
"Hey Taura, how's it looking from the back?"
Joke's on you, I already tried like, three times.
[Obvs he wouldn't be texting if your voice activation was still working.]
Just checking you hadn't died again or something.
[Obvs he wouldn't be texting if your voice activation was still working.]
Just checking you hadn't died again or something.
You went to Zero.
Okay, I'll give it to you, that's kinda clever.
Maybe you should stop telling people about the name thing though. Someone could really fuck you up with that.
Okay, I'll give it to you, that's kinda clever.
Maybe you should stop telling people about the name thing though. Someone could really fuck you up with that.
Dude, when we first met you were nursing a punctured lung, I am not the beginning and end of your problems here.
Anyway you falling over the side was basically an accident.
Anyway you falling over the side was basically an accident.
I think if you shove someone overboard, you don't get to act all victimized if they manage to drag you down with them. Like, oooh, I'm sorry, was that not how your murder was supposed to go?
And stop it with the hell demon stuff, you're not scary. You're like-- equal parts adorable and gross. Like a horrible puppy.
And stop it with the hell demon stuff, you're not scary. You're like-- equal parts adorable and gross. Like a horrible puppy.
I AM TOO SCARY.
I am VERY scary, Rhys! I just don't have all my powers and I can't kill people and it sucks.
Okay?! I don't care if you kill me and SURE it's annoying to be summoned all the time, but don't you ever make fun of me for not being scary.
I am VERY scary, Rhys! I just don't have all my powers and I can't kill people and it sucks.
Okay?! I don't care if you kill me and SURE it's annoying to be summoned all the time, but don't you ever make fun of me for not being scary.
You're a sensitive, hyperactive, smelly man, who's extremely easy to piss off.
That's not scary.
That's not scary.
[Oh god damn it he was having so much fun...]
Well-- I mean, it's like you said, you don't have your powers, and most of us have like, kinda high tolerances for nightmare fuel around here. And you do make me super uncomfortable. Like when you licked me? Ugh.
Well-- I mean, it's like you said, you don't have your powers, and most of us have like, kinda high tolerances for nightmare fuel around here. And you do make me super uncomfortable. Like when you licked me? Ugh.
Aw come on, don't be like that. You're scary! Getting possessed was super scary!
I'm just messing with you cause you got me demoted you fucking asshole, why am I even being nice to you right now?
I'm just messing with you cause you got me demoted you fucking asshole, why am I even being nice to you right now?
Y'know what, I was really only calling to make sure you hadn't vanished forever...
[Not to talk about his miserable new life.]
[Not to talk about his miserable new life.]
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