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[beejfu]

Like someone is going to come up and summon me off the ship? Uh, bit late for that, Rhys.

[therushingsky]

Dude, when we first met you were nursing a punctured lung, I am not the beginning and end of your problems here.

Anyway you falling over the side was basically an accident.

[beejfu]

Eh. Pain sucks sometimes but it also can be funny. The lung wasn't bad.

'Basically'.

[therushingsky]

It was an accident you deserved.

[beejfu]

And you think you're the one who gives me what I deserve.

You dealing out my punishment, Rhysball?

You wanna mess with the hell demon?

[therushingsky]

I think if you shove someone overboard, you don't get to act all victimized if they manage to drag you down with them. Like, oooh, I'm sorry, was that not how your murder was supposed to go?

And stop it with the hell demon stuff, you're not scary. You're like-- equal parts adorable and gross. Like a horrible puppy.

[beejfu]

I AM TOO SCARY.

I am VERY scary, Rhys! I just don't have all my powers and I can't kill people and it sucks.


Okay?! I don't care if you kill me and SURE it's annoying to be summoned all the time, but don't you ever make fun of me for not being scary.

[therushingsky]

You're a sensitive, hyperactive, smelly man, who's extremely easy to piss off.

That's not scary.

[beejfu]

oh god. this little tool is right.

am I..?

[therushingsky]

[Oh god damn it he was having so much fun...]

Well-- I mean, it's like you said, you don't have your powers, and most of us have like, kinda high tolerances for nightmare fuel around here. And you do make me super uncomfortable. Like when you licked me? Ugh.

[beejfu]

Yeah, being uncomfortable isn't the same as being scary. Any grandma in diapers can tell you that, Rhys.

Leave me alone, I'm having a private existential crisis, okay?

[therushingsky]

Aw come on, don't be like that. You're scary! Getting possessed was super scary!

I'm just messing with you cause you got me demoted you fucking asshole, why am I even being nice to you right now?

[beejfu]

What?

[sniffle]

B-but I thought you said you were still a warden?

[therushingsky]

Yeah, well, I would say that, wouldn't I?

[beejfu]

So you really did get demoted.

You little liar.

[therushingsky]

Y'know what, I was really only calling to make sure you hadn't vanished forever...

[Not to talk about his miserable new life.]

[beejfu]

Uh.

Why?

[therushingsky]

What?

Why what?

[beejfu]

Why are you calling me?

[therushingsky]

You weren't turning up when I said your name, so I was just making sure you were still alive - I mean, y'know, ish - and that you hadn't vanished.

And here you are. So mission accomplished.

[beejfu]

Cool.

Leave now. I need to go recuperate after not being called scary.

Also sorry about the whole demoting you crap.

[therushingsky]

It's cool.

Sorry for... Uh...

Okay I'm not really sorry for anything, but let the record show that you have scared me multiple times.

Later.

[beejfu]

Bye.