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B to the Double E J F U....jesus, I can't spell ([personal profile] beejfu) wrote2019-09-20 01:01 am

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mothmansplaining: (dancin' in his moccasins)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-02 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ford about drops the book.]

No! Of course not. I let you sleep in my cabin and this is the thanks I get?!

I confirmed you can't be summoned from inside a closed cabin, by the way. You're welcome.
mothmansplaining: (how we used to spend our time)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-02 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I did not agree to let you sleep over.
mothmansplaining: (I believe in ya)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-03 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I let you take a nap because you passed out the minute I left you alone, and I would have felt bad waking you up!

But don't you see? This will work in anyone's cabin, not just mine. Find someone else, someone who's willing to let you stay with them.
mothmansplaining: (all the secret things)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-03 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
...are people...doing that?

[Not that he's completely surprised. People on this ship can be real bastards. But throwing someone overboard in their sleep, that's low.]
mothmansplaining: (well he's six feet tall)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-03 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm serious. Is there somebody who's giving you trouble?

[People laughing at Betelgeuse because his suffering is funny is something that has been bothering Ford since Betelgeuse said it.]
mothmansplaining: (moooothman descend and tell me)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-03 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I seriously doubt that.
mothmansplaining: (well he's six feet tall)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-03 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Why does it have to be my cabin?
mothmansplaining: (heard that jersey devil hissing)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-03 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[oh, Ford can't even begin to tell you how much he doesn't want to be home base.]

I'm positive I'm not the only one on this ship who wouldn't hurt you in your sleep.

[Betelgeuse sleeping in Ford's cabin feels like getting way more tangled up than Ford wants to be. He told Bill -- Betelgeuse is repulsive. A liar. He likes fucking with Ford, pretending that a handshake is a magic contract.]
mothmansplaining: (make me want to sing)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-03 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Give him an inch, and he takes a mile. Good god, someone please surgically remove Betelgeuse from Ford's life before his roots get any further.

But Ford can't treat him just like Bill. They're different. Betelgeuse deserves a chance, even if the similarities are there.

Ugh. People, out here, throwing demons overboard or underwater in their sleep and treating their suffering like it's funny, leaving Ford picking up the mess. Fuckin rude of them.
]

You can sleep here -- temporarily -- on a few conditions.
Edited 2019-11-03 02:57 (UTC)
mothmansplaining: (how we used to spend our time)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
First -- you can stay in my house until the next flood. When that happens, you have to leave. So you'd better find someone else with a cabin you can trust, or you'll be spending a lot of time in Zero.

...or in the power-proofed infirmary room, which might be more comfortable.
mothmansplaining: (with eyes of red)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-03 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Two: I have a feeling that if I tell you not to snoop, that's only going to make you want to do it more. It'll only lead to wacky misadventures where you get into precisely what I was trying to keep you away from and all my work is ruined.

So, let me get this out of the way. The most interesting thing I have in this house is a secret room in the basement that has what's left of a transdimensional gateway in it. I'm trying to use the materials to build a ship that'll let me travel between realities. Some of those alloys don't even exist in the real world and can't be replaced.

Getting that ship is very important to me.

If something you do down there makes them unusable and I can't complete the project, I will never speak to you again.
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[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-03 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really want to risk it? After all, you can't damage the components if you're never in the room with them.