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[14thcommander]

"Yes."

Don't make her regret this.

"I reserve the right to veto your choices, but you may at least propose a choice."

[beejfu]

"The Exorcist." He beams at her. "It's hilarious. One of my favorite movies ever. AND it's about demonic possession!"

[14thcommander]

“Alright! We’ll watch the Exorcist. We’ll see what else we both like. And what about a bog, huh? I know there’s water in it but think about all those frogs, those bugs, all that slime...”

Hange wiggles her eyebrows.

[beejfu]

"You wanna get more diseased? Pardon me for saying so, but bullshit you'd want to go to a real bog with me. Hange, people will say we're in love!"

[14thcommander]

“Why would people say we’re in love because we went to a bog? I think you’re full of shit. I don’t think they’ll say that.”

[beejfu]

"It's a date, then!" He declares. "You know when you invite a ghost to a bog it's just flimsy prelude to making out, right?"

[14thcommander]

"I think you're saying that because you want to make out. You can dream, but it's not happening."

[beejfu]

"You queer? I'm not judging, Hange, honest, I'm as bi as the second of February, but I kind of want to know for later."

[14thcommander]

"What? No, I don't care. I won't make out with you one, because you're filthy, two, because it's a bad idea for a warden to entertain romantic and sexual relations with an inmate, and three, because it's an extra-bad idea for a warden to entertain romantic and sexual relations with her specific inmate."

[beejfu]

"Sounds like a girl who hasn't hit rock bottom yet. There's hope! Come on, let's go bog-hopping and you can do whatever crap science you're aiming for."

[14thcommander]

She's gonna look at frogs and tromp through muck! It's going to be great.

"Alright, alright."

They can have a boggy, handwaved good time?

[beejfu]

They sure can!