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[beejfu]

Oh-shit-

[Says BJ, with a mouthful of Martin's wrist. He lets him go with a pop! of saliva, looking abashed]

Shit. Shit. Fuck. Heyyyy Hushpuppy, didn't know it was you!

[He says, rubbing his eyes and not getting up from the floor.]

Fuck. You may want to get a rabies shot or something because I don't know what diseases I have but ANYWAY.

Hi.

[corkscrewed]

[ he stares at his arm, then down at beetlejuice. it smarts, yeah, but that's absolutely secondary to the fact that he just- ]

You can't just bite people.

[ martin is STUNNED. ]

[beejfu]

I didn't mean to. You just spooked me! Don't you know not to wake a sleeping spook?

I have defense mechanisms in place for a reason! I...


....How did I fall asleep in the hall?

[Because he's only ever fallen asleep in places that were 'safe' before. God damn he could have been teleported right over the ship! Shuddering, he starts to get to his feet, body parts cracking noisily]

[corkscrewed]

I didn't think you were going to wait out here all night.

[ is... is that a little broken skin? martin will smear the blood off with a noise of ugh, because he really doesn't want to catch gangrene. ]

[beejfu]

You said it was going to be another five minutes! You kept me waiting! I told you, emotions make me exhausted.

Ugh. At least I don't have to die bloated now - worst thing when you're dead, Hushpuppy, is dying on a full stomach.

Come on, let's open this pool and get this over with.

[corkscrewed]

How many times have you died?

[ he'll unlock the door, though, holding it open to gesture beetlejuice in. ]

[beejfu]

[He lights up when the door is unlocked, walking up to the edge of the pool.]

Officially? Twice. Here and back home when I was bored don't count.