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I NEVER WARN ANYONE, PERSONALLY! THEY CAN SINK OR SWIM!

That's some good philosophy.

Hey, Bill.

Do you like me?

[Check Yes, Definitely, or Absolutely]

SURE I DO! YOU'RE FUN, WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF!

We absolutely do.

How would you react if I said one day, randomly, that I loved you and it wasn't a lead-up to a joke?

UHHHHH CONTEXT AND TONE WOULD BE A FACTOR!

Imagine for a hot second that I was drunk but sincere.

I'D THINK YOU WERE BEING SENTIMENTAL ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, WHICH IS FINE! OR RAUNCHY, WHICH I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FIRMLY RE-DIRECT!

Right. Right! Totes. I'm for that. I'd get that.

Very informative, thanks very much Bill.

EVERY TIME YOU END A CONVERSATION LIKE THIS IT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING SHORT-TERM FUNNY AND LONG-TERM DUMB!

Talk to you after the party!