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[beejfu]

Using it exclusively? What if I have a super evil plan that'll take longer than a week to put into place?

[14thcommander]

Then when I catch wind of it I'll saw off your arms and legs and stash you in Zero permanently.

[beejfu]

[he bursts into laughter, delighted by the gory details]

You do care!

[14thcommander]

Kidding. I'm kidding.

[beejfu]

You're such a tease.

[14thcommander]

Don't you know better than to think I'd satisfy you?

[beejfu]

Blue balled yet again.

[14thcommander]

That's what you've got Rhys for!

[beejfu]

Rhys doesn't take me apart emotionally and physically in the same way a nice dismemberment does!

[14thcommander]

Butter him up and maybe he will.

[beejfu]

How does butter help apart from being used as knife lube?

[14thcommander]

When you roast him he'll caramelize if you use enough and it'll be extra tasty.

[beejfu]

Mmn. I love his toasted buns.

[14thcommander]

I hate to break the good run we've got going, but you know it's a turn of phrase, right?

[beejfu]

Yeah. I know.

Hey, are you gonna be mad if I let something go on between California and me?

[14thcommander]

Which one's California again?

[beejfu]

Blonde chick in the leather bikini.

[14thcommander]

Oh! Oh. Tiffany's inmate. Uh, Callisto.

[the very one who prompted this conversation.]

Mmm... is she liking it?

[beejfu]

Yeah, she's into it.

[14thcommander]

If it gets to be a little too much for you and you need help, you gotta let me know. And if she gets tired of it, you gotta let her go.

[beejfu]

Yeah, totes.


Sweet.

[14thcommander]

Are we settled? One break day a week, but don't be shy about coming to me if you have a problem. No fits because you can't see me because you can. And if you take the chance to make trouble, I'll be the one crashing it.

[beejfu]

Deal!

[14thcommander]

Have fun, partner.