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B to the Double E J F U....jesus, I can't spell ([personal profile] beejfu) wrote2019-09-20 01:01 am
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beejfu: (sure just climb up on that coffin bj)

Re: Voice, out of absolutely fucking nowhere

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-05-28 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yesssss?
mothmansplaining: (it's not that weird a question)

Voice

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-05-28 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah! There you are. I hadn't heard from you lately, so...I wanted to see how you were doing.
beejfu: (rude!)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-05-28 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds fake but okay.

You called me for that? You know you can just summon me.
mothmansplaining: (with eyes of red)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-05-28 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, but I never know if you'll be in the middle of something. Calling you's less likely to be an interruption.
beejfu: (eyyyyyy)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-05-28 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Never too in the middle of something to make room for my favorite six-fingered lovebug.

Whatcha want? Setting up a playdate?
mothmansplaining: (Default)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-05-30 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
No, just a chat. How've you been? Did you try that seance yet?
beejfu: (big oof)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-05-30 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Horny and full of unfulfilled holes as usual. For purpose, get your mind out of the gutter.

Not yet. Why, got tips?
mothmansplaining: (I tell ya)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-05-31 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh....I don't know about that. The last one I tried, well -- let's just say it was a little bit too effective.
beejfu: (lemme show you how to dance adam)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-06-01 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
What happened? You summon something you didn't mean to summon? Maybe someone triangle-shaped?
mothmansplaining: (heard that jersey devil hissing)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-06-01 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha, no, this was something different. I took a vacation in a cabin once that turned out to be haunted! Once I realized what was going on, I tried to hold a seance, to figure out what unfinished business the ghost had, so that I could help them resolve it and finish my vacation in peace. I was only trying to communicate!

...but I accidentally summoned a whole crowd of 'em.

The good news is that I learned a lot about ghosts that week.
beejfu: (eyyyyyy)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-06-01 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Including that you probably had a murder cabin on your hands by an active serial killer!

Unless you expanded that seancing circle to include the whole goddamn county. You did, didn't you.
mothmansplaining: (believe in the power)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-06-01 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
....it might have been a little imprecise. It's hard to form a seance circle by yourself!
beejfu: (sure just climb up on that coffin bj)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-06-01 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
No shit. Three's the ideal number, but what do I know, I'm literally a dead guy.
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