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[corkscrewed]

Um - talkative?

[ he sounds unsure. ]

[beejfu]

Chatty Cathies. Got it.

SO. I've narrowed it down to three.

One is non-violent as they come but hella stubborn and you could be here for-EVER.

One is sweet as hell but may try to bone you.

One is sarcastic as shit and might be stand-offish.

[corkscrewed]

I'm not really worried about someone trying to, uh, bone me. [ he's very comfortable in his relationship!!! ]

[beejfu]

Then I think Antivirus is your best bet. He's a sweetheart. Has some shit relationships in the past and tends to be self-destructive but he won't kill you or your family.

[corkscrewed]

--there's someone here named Antivirus?

[beejfu]

There's someone here I CALL Antivirus, just like I call you Hushpuppy.

His real name's Norton.

[corkscrewed]

What's with the nickname?

[beejfu]

It's a my-universe joke, forget it.

[corkscrewed]

I wanna know. Explain it to me.

[beejfu]

Ugh. You know, you're the Herald of Anti-Humor. You don't EXPLAIN jokes. It kills them.

[corkscrewed]

[ he snorts. ] I'm trying to ask about your world, you know. As a friend?

[beejfu]

Oh. Huh. Weird.

Sorry, not used to..people being interested in my world.

[he pats Martin's kneecap and sits up]

It's just a bad half-pun about computer crap. Nothing important. There, happy?

[corkscrewed]

Yeah, actually, I am. [ pointedly!! ] I'm pretty good with computers, you know.

[beejfu]

No shit? What other hidden skills are lurking behind that boyish face?

[corkscrewed]

I-- what? Do I look like I'm not good at things?

[beejfu]

You look like a funky little piece of man-meat that somebody could just nosh on.

...Too much?

[corkscrewed]

[ martin doesn't seem offended- he's just laughing. ]

Funky man meat can still be good at computers, you know.

[beejfu]

Sexy AND smart! You're the whole package.

So! You wanna meet a potential new inmate? I can do the introductions!

[corkscrewed]

[ martin shrugs, sort of vaguely gesturing bj's way. ]

I mean - sure. Guess it couldn't hurt.

[beejfu]

Perfect!

[he pulls out his own communicator and texts Norton, showing Martin over his shoulder what he's typing]

[corkscrewed]

-- I'm going to go make some tea.

[beejfu]

Ooh, make me a hot chocolate? I just learned that I like chocolate a LOT.

[he says, while sitting on the floor and texting Norton]

Audio

[pharadyne]

Cooee! Martin! Betelgeuse says I should say hi.

And not flirt with you because you're in a committed relationship.

Audio

[corkscrewed]

[ he'll be treated to half a sentence of-- ]

Just got tea, you want a candybar-

[ before he registers the new voice coming through the comms, and he comes to awkwardly peer at it. ]

Er, yeah, hey, hello.

Re: Audio

[beejfu]

Martin! Meet Norton. You guys are gonna get along great.