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Tall, long dark hair, Nordic, smirky expression, magic powers, loves elaborate gold-and-green, looks and acts godlike.

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[archivisnt]

Hm, that should do. It sounds like he stands out.

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[beejfu]

He's a sexy beast.

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[archivisnt]

You're indiscriminate, aren't you?

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[beejfu]

Pansexual.

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[archivisnt]

All the way from dramatic Nordic men with a color theme to eighty-year-old women in cardigans.

That's very pan.

[It's not the men and women thing so much as it is that the only thing she and this 'Loki' seem to have in common is a smirk and enthusiastic approval from Betelgeuse.

And he hadn't even seen her smirk.]

What's your name curse?

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[beejfu]

I can't help that I find all of you irresistible!

Well. It's embarrassing. I can't say my name and if someone says it three times, I'm summoned.

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[archivisnt]

I suppose it's flattering.

[Very dubious.]

Summoned as in teleportation or as in a sudden overwhelming urge to travel?

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[beejfu]

The first part.

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[archivisnt]

Thus the meat shield skill set, hmm?

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[beejfu]

Exactly!

Except now that I'm human I gotta be careful.

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[archivisnt]

Yes, humans do tend to be more fragile than the non-human.

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[beejfu]

Yeah! What the fuck is UP with that?

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[archivisnt]

You really should have learned the drawbacks before making the deal.

[He wouldn't be the only one to make that mistake, but still.]

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[beejfu]

YOU don't know how awful it is being dead and invisible and alone.

[audio]

[archivisnt]

No, my deal had different drawbacks.

[Briskly:] If you prefer it don't complain about it, and if you regret it do your research better next time before you jump at the first escape you spot.

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[beejfu]

You sound like Mom.

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[archivisnt]

Then your mother was a sensible person.

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[beejfu]

If you consider alcoholic demons sensible, sure.

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[archivisnt]

That depends on their opinions.

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[beejfu]

Yeah you guys'd get along great.

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[archivisnt]

[a quiet sniff, well short of a snort of laughter, but maybe in the same register.]

In any case. Do take care.

[Don't serenade anyone who comes paranoid and armed.]

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[beejfu]

Attraction GONE.

Same to you, Robinson Crusoe.