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[beejfu]

Oh my god Bill. Fake it til you make it!

[tetractys]

FAKE WHAT?

[beejfu]

Morals! Ethics. Try on a skin suit, but the skin is humanity.

[tetractys]

OH!

... NO. MORALS ARE A MENTAL CAGE DESIGNED BY THE WEAK.

[beejfu]

Hot take warning.

Maybe the weak need to be protected.

[tetractys]

LET'S NOT ARGUE ABOUT THIS! THE POINT IS, HANGE IS GOING TO WORK HERSELF BACK TO DEATH IF SOMETHING DOESN'T CHANGE HER MIND.

[beejfu]

Shit, you're right. And my normal method of problem-solving is letting her vivisect me.

[tetractys]

WHICH WAS GREAT, BY THE WAY. YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T HAVE BACKED DOWN ON IT!

I'M JUST SAYING, WE NEED TO BE STUBBORN!

[beejfu]

I'm amazing at being stubborn.

[tetractys]

SURE! THAT'S ALL WE NEED. SAVE PEOPLE FROM THEMSELVES!

[beejfu]

Save Hange. Get you graduated. Get the fuck off the boat.

How hard can it be?

[tetractys]

WELL, SEE, NOW YOU CURSED IT...

[beejfu]

S'what I do.

But in all seriousness this is gonna be hard as shit but I ain't afraid of it.

[tetractys]

YEAH.

YEAH.

WE CARE ABOUT HER. SOMEBODY'S GOT TO, APPARENTLY, SINCE IT AIN'T HER.

[beejfu]

She's a workaholic, what can you do? World's full of people like that.

[tetractys]

SURE, SO AM I, BUT AT LEAST I WORK FOR MYSELF INSTEAD OF THE GOVERNMENT.

[Bill pronounces "the Government" like most people pronounce "a urinary tract infection."]

[beejfu]

I think she'd love working for herself. So many experiments, so little time.

[tetractys]

SURE, WE JUST GOTTA GET HER THERE!

[beejfu]

Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get to it!