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Hi there, sweetcheeks, I need another favour.

Another? I just gave you a favor. How about a refractory period?

Does it really take you that long to recover? That's disappointing.

Wow. Way to shame me in my horrible human body.

What's the favor?

Your human body's not horrible, it's cute.

I want a drug. Not a nasty one, it's spiritual. It's called Bliss.

If you get for me, I'll make it up to you.

You're just saying that to butter me up.

Huh. What's it do?

Is it working?

I think it's a bit like kykeon. Do you know about the Eleusinian Mysteries?

Holy shit. There's something I haven't heard in fucking ages.

Oh good, you do know. That makes this easier to explain because my understanding is that Bliss is a bit like that.

Shit.

Uh. Wow. That's more...religious than I was expecting you to be, squirt.

Yes, I know, I don't seem the sort. My father is a vicar and...some bits of childhood never leave. Anyhoo, will you request it for me?

Uh, yeah. Totes. Just be careful with it, will yah? That shit's powerful. And religious guys always rubbed me the wrong way, even before I died the first time.

Yes of course. I'll be careful.

[With the Bliss and with John.]

Cool. Cool.

Hey uh I have a pamphlet now and there's some really serious shit in here.

Far be it from me to knock off murder as a good time but I don't especially like my thoughts fucked with.

What does the pamphlet say? May I see it?

[Everything Norton knows about Bliss is what John told him. Maybe John wasn't entirely honest with him. Or the pamphlet is lying. He can't trust anyone.]

Yeah, totes.

[He holds it up to the screen for Norton to read]

What the hell, Antivirus?

Oh.

That's not what I was expecting at all. That doesn't sound blissful.

Yeah, no shit. Who the fuck wants to turn us all into murder-happy cultists?

[There's a very obvious answer to that question but Norton decides not to provide it and just shrugs. He'll be speaking to John about it later.]

This ship has quite enough murder already.

[And murdering on his own terms would be fine but murdering because he was drugged into it is not on.]

Thank you for the information. I thought I was asking for something more fun, like...lovely dreamscape visions, not murder serum.

Ugh, samesies. I don't mind a murder or two - committed a few myself here - but don't fuck with my brain, you know?

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