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[audio]

[corkscrewed]

Tim won't let me stab my old boss who ended the world.

[ said very much in the tone of a child tattling at recess. ]

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Booo. Fuck Tim, I'll stab him. And I'll make it look like an accident.

[audio]

[corkscrewed]

Okay, don't actually, but thank you for letting me daydream about it.

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

My pleasure.

Is this that Elias chick?

[audio]

[corkscrewed]

Dude, but yeah. He's the worst.

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Want me to shit on his doorstep? That usually puts breathers in their place.

[audio]

[corkscrewed]

Oh, my god. You are still so disgusting.

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Yep! And I'm willing to weaponize that trait to make you happy.

[audio]

[corkscrewed]

I knew I could count on you to make me feel validated.

-- but please don't shit on his doorstep.

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Yeah, yeah. Fine. What do you want me to do to him instead? I have lists.

[audio]

[corkscrewed]

Don't want you to do anything. I just want to whine at someone who doesn't tell me to be a bigger person.

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[beejfu]

Hahahahaha. I feel that. Go ahead, fuck being a better person. And fuck this guy, he's a creep. I hope he leaves without redemption.

[corkscrewed]

See? Thank you! Thank you, that's honestly all I wanted to hear. [ he ANGY!!! ] I can't wait for him to piss off the wrong person and just get - shredded.

[beejfu]

....You want him to get crazy buff?

Oh. Oh. Shredded! I get you.