Re: Voice - Monday evening CW: WILD SUICIDAL FLIRTING???
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therushingsky
2020-04-29 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
You have two hands, dude! I'm the one who has to put you on speakerphone!
Re: Voice - Monday evening CW: WILD SUICIDAL FLIRTING???
therushingsky
2020-04-29 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, you love it.
Wait, wait, wait! Okay, so I'm in bed already, in-- sweatpants and no shirt, and-- I'm kinda, kicking--
--kicking my way out of the sweatpants--
Okay, they're off, now I'm naked under the duvet.
Okay, now you? Describe taking off your pants to me?
[THIS IS HOW YOU DO SEXY PHONE TIMES?]
Wait, wait, wait! Okay, so I'm in bed already, in-- sweatpants and no shirt, and-- I'm kinda, kicking--
--kicking my way out of the sweatpants--
Okay, they're off, now I'm naked under the duvet.
Okay, now you? Describe taking off your pants to me?
[THIS IS HOW YOU DO SEXY PHONE TIMES?]
Uh.
[He peers around from where he's sitting, perched on Stan Pines' chair in the living room. Shrugs; keeps going]
Okay.
So I'm sitting in a chair that was totes made for someone husky like me. There's a dinosaur skull and a shag carpet from the 70s and an old tv. A real man cave kinda place.
And I'm like. Taking off my clip-on suspenders because I lost the elastic in these pants like goddamn ages ago. Shoes coming off. No socks.
Okay. Bare-assed on Ford's living room floor.
[He peers around from where he's sitting, perched on Stan Pines' chair in the living room. Shrugs; keeps going]
Okay.
So I'm sitting in a chair that was totes made for someone husky like me. There's a dinosaur skull and a shag carpet from the 70s and an old tv. A real man cave kinda place.
And I'm like. Taking off my clip-on suspenders because I lost the elastic in these pants like goddamn ages ago. Shoes coming off. No socks.
Okay. Bare-assed on Ford's living room floor.
Re: Voice - Monday evening CW: NOW WITH 100% MORE AWFULNESS NSFW SORRY FORD
therushingsky
2020-04-29 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha ha, okay, I'm picturing you now. Still in your shirt and jacket, right?
Hey, you wanna tell me what to do for a change?
[Yes, he's telling you to tell him what to do. This is the kind of power bottoming that makes Rhys a twink and a bear all at once.]
Hey, you wanna tell me what to do for a change?
[Yes, he's telling you to tell him what to do. This is the kind of power bottoming that makes Rhys a twink and a bear all at once.]
Re: Voice - Monday evening CW: NOW WITH 100% MORE AWFULNESS NSFW SORRY FORD
therushingsky
2020-04-29 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just-- totally naked, nice clean white sheets, just kinda running my fingers over my stomach... waiting for a suggestion from you...
Really.
Really.
[He gives a sudden dark chuckle, getting the hang of this]
Okay, okay. Cripes, this is so weird.
Close your eyes and turn your fingernails against your skin.
Aaand work your way downtown, Stringbean.
Okay, okay. Cripes, this is so weird.
Close your eyes and turn your fingernails against your skin.
Aaand work your way downtown, Stringbean.
Re: Voice - Monday evening CW: NOW WITH 100% MORE AWFULNESS NSFW SORRY FORD
therushingsky
2020-04-29 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Rhys laughs as well, light and a little out of his comfort zone as well.]
Okay-- eyes closed, going down-- I'm staying light, feels a little bit ticklish, and now I'm just kinda-- running my fingertips through my hair.
For the record, I haven't done this since I was a teenager, so If I'm a little bit out of practice then don't tell me.
Okay-- eyes closed, going down-- I'm staying light, feels a little bit ticklish, and now I'm just kinda-- running my fingertips through my hair.
For the record, I haven't done this since I was a teenager, so If I'm a little bit out of practice then don't tell me.
Re: Voice - Monday evening CW: NOW WITH 100% MORE AWFULNESS NSFW SORRY FORD
therushingsky
2020-04-29 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, every hair on my body smells nice and you are welcome.
And I don't know who that is. Was he hot?
And I don't know who that is. Was he hot?
Re: Voice - Monday evening CW: NOW WITH 100% MORE AWFULNESS NSFW SORRY FORD
therushingsky
2020-04-30 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
You need to be so much more graphic if you're going to start telling me about your exes while I'm waiting for you to talk dirty to me, dude.
[OTHERWISE IT'S JUST RUDE.]
[OTHERWISE IT'S JUST RUDE.]
Re: Voice - Monday evening CW: NOW WITH 100% MORE AWFULNESS NSFW SORRY FORD
therushingsky
2020-04-30 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure you just get off on making me wait.
[Buuuut, his tone is warm and liquid as he says this, and he lets out a low sigh as he does as instructed.]
All right, I'm going really slow. Still soft, but I'm getting hard thinking about you.
[His tone is changing a little more as he talks, going softer and warmer, as he gets into it.]
[Buuuut, his tone is warm and liquid as he says this, and he lets out a low sigh as he does as instructed.]
All right, I'm going really slow. Still soft, but I'm getting hard thinking about you.
[His tone is changing a little more as he talks, going softer and warmer, as he gets into it.]
I get off on your whining. Also that.
[He growls, pleased!]
Oh yeah. It's so weird to be doing this and not have you here. I miss you. Miss those long-ass legs for days. That pink little..
[He growls, pleased!]
Oh yeah. It's so weird to be doing this and not have you here. I miss you. Miss those long-ass legs for days. That pink little..
[ martin is going to meet you in the green hallway and look EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED while he does, dude ]
[ pointedly: ]
CO2 canisters did a good job of killing the worms back at home. Maybe we could try it on her.
CO2 canisters did a good job of killing the worms back at home. Maybe we could try it on her.
[The cabin door opens.
Because of the way the mystery shack is laid out, nearly the entire living room is visible from the foyer.
Wait why is Betelgeuse curled up on the floor?
Why is Betelgeuse's underwear off?!
Lounging around without pants is grand Mystery Shack tradition but this is something else.]
Betelgeuse! What the heck are you doing?! Why are your pants off?!
Because of the way the mystery shack is laid out, nearly the entire living room is visible from the foyer.
Wait why is Betelgeuse curled up on the floor?
Why is Betelgeuse's underwear off?!
Lounging around without pants is grand Mystery Shack tradition but this is something else.]
Betelgeuse! What the heck are you doing?! Why are your pants off?!
Edited 2020-04-30 13:37 (UTC)
[ martin doesn't flinch, which may belie that this was exactly the response he was hoping for. he just smiles cheerfully at bj. ]
Guess we'd better catch her fast, then.
Guess we'd better catch her fast, then.
Yeah, you miss that? [Is what Betelgeuse's communicator is saying, as Ford comes in:] Well what if I put my fingers right between--
[Ford's voice comes through the communicator, a bit garbled and far off. Hard to make out:]
What was that, babe?
[Ford's voice comes through the communicator, a bit garbled and far off. Hard to make out:]
What was that, babe?
[He eyes Martin up and down, panicked animal brain still wanting to strangle him for that smile but he eventually lets Martin go, worried to death now for his pet]
You smug little shit.
Fine. Come on, I know where she likes to feed.
[he says, making for the inmate bathrooms, a rope around his shoulder.]
You smug little shit.
Fine. Come on, I know where she likes to feed.
[he says, making for the inmate bathrooms, a rope around his shoulder.]
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