[Okay Rhys is laughing now. Helplessly entertained by Betelgeuse's definition of phone sex. He becomes serious again when he's accused of illicit boyfriend jerking off.]
I was not! He didn't know what was going on until Ford started yelling at us!
[Rude of you Ford. Yelling at Rhys. Distracting Elijah from his work in the adjoining room.]
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Hey, you wanna tell me what to do for a change?
[Yes, he's telling you to tell him what to do. This is the kind of power bottoming that makes Rhys a twink and a bear all at once.]
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...Really?
[He brings his knees up to his chest, leaning an arm on them to consider.]
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Really.
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Okay, okay. Cripes, this is so weird.
Close your eyes and turn your fingernails against your skin.
Aaand work your way downtown, Stringbean.
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Okay-- eyes closed, going down-- I'm staying light, feels a little bit ticklish, and now I'm just kinda-- running my fingertips through my hair.
For the record, I haven't done this since I was a teenager, so If I'm a little bit out of practice then don't tell me.
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Also I haven't done this since Alexander Graham Bell and me got a bit freaky back in the day.
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And I don't know who that is. Was he hot?
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Okay, enough hair talk, I know it makes you jealous.
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[OTHERWISE IT'S JUST RUDE.]
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Start touching yourself. No more hair down there, baby bear.
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[Buuuut, his tone is warm and liquid as he says this, and he lets out a low sigh as he does as instructed.]
All right, I'm going really slow. Still soft, but I'm getting hard thinking about you.
[His tone is changing a little more as he talks, going softer and warmer, as he gets into it.]
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[He growls, pleased!]
Oh yeah. It's so weird to be doing this and not have you here. I miss you. Miss those long-ass legs for days. That pink little..
VOICE
Because of the way the mystery shack is laid out, nearly the entire living room is visible from the foyer.
Wait why is Betelgeuse curled up on the floor?
Why is Betelgeuse's underwear off?!
Lounging around without pants is grand Mystery Shack tradition but this is something else.]
Betelgeuse! What the heck are you doing?! Why are your pants off?!
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[Ford's voice comes through the communicator, a bit garbled and far off. Hard to make out:]
What was that, babe?
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[He fumbles the communicator, dropping it on the floor between him at Ford at being surprised.]
H-Hi, Tin Man! Y'see, funny story, uh...
[he twists around and seizes the comforter from the armchair behind him to wrap himself up in]
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He looks at Betelgeuse's lack of pants.
He hears Rhys over the speakerphone.
....]
Are you having phone sex in my living room!?
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Oh no don't laugh.
Rhys CLEARS HIS THROAT OVER THE COMMUNICATOR:]
So anyway we were thinking maybe tomorrow night? For dinner?
[THAT'S ALL THIS WAS, JUST INNOCENT DINNER PLANS BEING MADE.]
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Dinner, Ford. Neither of us can see what our invitee is or is not wearing.
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I wasn't! Phone sex is where you insert the phone into you! Everyone knows that, and as you can see I-
[he pauses at hearing a fourth voice on the line and demands, scandalized]
Rhys, were you jacking it with your boyfriend while we were having phone sex?!
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Oh boy. Alright, well, Rhys is Elijah's problem.]
If you're going to have phone sex, do it somewhere besides my house! Take it to an empty cabin, there's plenty of those.
[--and, because he knows by now that Betelgeuse is the most sensitive and anxious murderdemon he's ever met, Ford is very clear here:]
You can come back when you're done.
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I was not! He didn't know what was going on until Ford started yelling at us!
[Rude of you Ford. Yelling at Rhys. Distracting Elijah from his work in the adjoining room.]
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[and also maybe a bit of a troll]
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No thanks, it's all gone soft now. Hey, can you help me find my pants? They're somewhere around here.
[a vague hand-wave at the living room]
Holy shit. Rhys; are you still there? Did I hear someone say dinner?
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Well, what would YOU have done if you'd found someone half naked in your living room?!
[An aside, to Betelgeuse:]
You can find your pants yourself.
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[Complete deadpan, honest answer to that question.]
And yeah, dinner. Thursday night okay for you?
[ooc: I am absolutely mangling the timeline of these threads so please just mentally substitute any day there that makes sense.]
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