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B to the Double E J F U....jesus, I can't spell ([personal profile] beejfu) wrote2019-09-20 01:01 am

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pharadyne: (pic#14506439)

[personal profile] pharadyne 2021-07-27 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Norton waits patiently, spends the time smoothing any wrinkles out of his clothes and then inspecting his nails. He stays completely silent just in case Betelgeuse activates the audio.]
pharadyne: (pic#14654149)

[personal profile] pharadyne 2021-07-27 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Norton gasps in delight.]

That actually worked!

All right, now give them to me as a present.
pharadyne: (thoughtful)

[personal profile] pharadyne 2021-07-28 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
If it's a trap, then they're probably already set to go off and we'll both die in seconds and then death toll.

[Norton waits for a few seconds. No explosion.]
pharadyne: (beaming)

[personal profile] pharadyne 2021-07-29 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Norton beams like he's just been given a pony for his birthday and scampers over to collect the percussion grenades.]

Oo, aren't they gorgeous!

Thank you, darling. I'm going to go put these somewhere comfortable, but you know how to find me if you need anything.
pharadyne: (unnerved)

[personal profile] pharadyne 2021-08-03 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Norton pauses near the door at BJ's last sentence.]

With...grenades?

[He's had plenty of things up his arse in his day, but grenades have never crossed his mind and he's a bit upset that he's in a position where he has to think about it now.]
14thcommander: (steady gaze.)

[personal profile] 14thcommander 2021-08-03 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
"I'd like that too."

Hange leans back, folds her hands in her lap, eye soft.

"I... want to see my friends again. I want to live with them like I used to... but if Bill makes the functioning portal he wants, I don't see why I wouldn't split my time. I don't want to give up on the larger universe either."
14thcommander: (it won't last)

[personal profile] 14thcommander 2021-08-03 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Mrrrf."

Hange wraps her arms around him briefly and just. Hangs. Hange-s.

She is heavy.

She takes her own weight back after a tiny bit.

"The good do die young. Bill thought we should've power-grabbed and made other people go outside the walls, but I wouldn't have loved them if they thought like that."

This is said with amusement. Oh, Bill.

"Woods."
pharadyne: (hmmmmph)

[personal profile] pharadyne 2021-08-14 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
...

[...]

I'll just be off then.
14thcommander: (steady gaze.)

[personal profile] 14thcommander 2021-08-15 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
This was sort of the takeaway Hange was hoping for; she smiles slightly in reply.

"Yes. There's no way we won't see each other more, once we're off the ship, is what I want to say."
14thcommander: (shit's serious)

[personal profile] 14thcommander 2021-08-15 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
"It's not!"

She settles back.

"I'm staying here as long as I am able, til the Admiral kicks me off this boat himself. There's still more good work I can do... but I want you to know, that when we are eventually sent away, I am not planning that to be the last I see of you or Bill."
14thcommander: (steady gaze.)

[personal profile] 14thcommander 2021-08-15 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Let's go to the woods."

If Hange gets sad, it's going to be a wrestling match to get unsad again. Better to not let the low really dip in the first place. She does take her ex-inmate's hand, though.

"Someplace with lots of frogs."
pharadyne: (cheeky)

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[personal profile] pharadyne 2021-09-05 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi there, sweetcheeks, I need another favour.