The fuck? Unusual that Betelgeuse should turn down a chance to have some individual attention paid. A thinking pause resounds outside his door, and then. Hange continues banging on it.
Betelgeuse is in full mope mode, lying under the bed on his back picking at the bits in the mattress while grieving to himself, alternating between wiping at his eyes and chewing on some beef jerky he stole from a vending machine.
Hange's banging on the door surprises him, making him sit up with a yelp and smack his head on the bedframe.
"Rrrgh! WHAT part of fuck off is so hard for you to GET? If I come out there it'll be to shove you off that railing, Hange! You'll be spending Christmas in a BODY CAST."
There is a pause, another moment of peace for him. And then Hange loudly talking to nobody outside. She's making an aside.
"Wow, I wonder what's gotten into Betelgeuse? Just a couple days ago he was fine. It's too bad he can't tell me what it is, because then we could work together to figure out a solution, or if it's really unsolvable, I could leave him alone to work it out."
Frustrated, he rolls out from under the bed to walk over to Hange. BJ shoves both balcony doors open in the hopes of Hange catching one to the face.
"What's EATING AT ME is that no one here can SEE me, Hange!" He rages. The room's lights behind him all turn red; a vase of flowers shakes, and is knocked to the floor.
"It's like I'm back in freaking Connecticut! This vacation was supposed to be FOR ME and instead I go to check in and people look right through me!"
Hange blows right by him, making for the hotel room door to throw the deadbolt open. She has no desire to get shoved off a balcony, and spend their entire vacation time here in a bodycast.
"All right. Fuck. Let me put in an admiral request. Let's see if he can't fix that. Why couldn't you just say that?"
"You get to stay visible and do some fun things with me. I want to learn to scuba dive and surf, though, so I'm expecting you to manage yourself while I'm away." Hange cocks an eyebrow at him.
"Anyway you're right - there is a big gap. I'm not saying you can't mess with people or be weird, but I do want you to be kind to them and no murder is a good place to start. You've got to manage your stuff."
"Okay, barring the fact that you're an idiot who I hope falls in and drowns if you're going to be like that...fine! Deal! Now piss off, I have a building to haunt."
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“Hey, it’s me! Let’s go explore.”
Re: HAWAII
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"What's going on? Let me in!"
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Deadbolt; thrown.
Stomping back to bed, with a helpful shout of;
"Fuck you"
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"Alright. You've left me with no choice. I'm scaling the outside of this hotel."
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"Betelgeuse! Betelgeuse! I was gonna take you out to lunch! I have money to buy you things! Open up!"
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Hange's banging on the door surprises him, making him sit up with a yelp and smack his head on the bedframe.
"Rrrgh! WHAT part of fuck off is so hard for you to GET? If I come out there it'll be to shove you off that railing, Hange! You'll be spending Christmas in a BODY CAST."
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"Wow, I wonder what's gotten into Betelgeuse? Just a couple days ago he was fine. It's too bad he can't tell me what it is, because then we could work together to figure out a solution, or if it's really unsolvable, I could leave him alone to work it out."
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"I know an aside when I hear one, Hange, and you are NOT going to lure me out. Not even if you are on a literal balcony."
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"Look. Just tell me what's eating at you here. If I can't help, I will actually leave you alone."
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"What's EATING AT ME is that no one here can SEE me, Hange!" He rages. The room's lights behind him all turn red; a vase of flowers shakes, and is knocked to the floor.
"It's like I'm back in freaking Connecticut! This vacation was supposed to be FOR ME and instead I go to check in and people look right through me!"
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"All right. Fuck. Let me put in an admiral request. Let's see if he can't fix that. Why couldn't you just say that?"
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"Yeah, let me just call up captain obvious on my cell here. Fuck off. Do what you want and leave me alone to suffer."
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She will hang around til she gets some kind of reply unless Betelgeuse boots her out.
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Where he'll lie, sour and miserable, until the Admiral reaches back to her.
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Hange clicks her tongue in satisfaction.
"Well, more dangerous inmates than you are probably out there running around visible, so I don't see what he's complaining about."
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"You mean I can go downstairs and literally scare the shit out of the bellboy who walked right through me this morning?"
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“Terms?”
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"What do I get if I do?"
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"Anyway you're right - there is a big gap. I'm not saying you can't mess with people or be weird, but I do want you to be kind to them and no murder is a good place to start. You've got to manage your stuff."
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"Okay, barring the fact that you're an idiot who I hope falls in and drowns if you're going to be like that...fine! Deal! Now piss off, I have a building to haunt."
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=( lunch.
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Handwave or thread?
May have to handwave this one! Catching up on tags now
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