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beejfu
2020-01-09 07:05 pm (UTC)
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Sure thing, Beanpole. You kinda look like him, too. You're both scrawny little things.
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therushingsky
2020-01-10 04:58 pm (UTC)
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Quit negging me, dude. I'm just lean. And well proportioned.
[A nice normal boy!]
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beejfu
2020-01-10 05:11 pm (UTC)
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Stop making me horny while I'm cleaning.
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therushingsky
2020-01-10 05:34 pm (UTC)
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Quit making
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beejfu
2020-01-10 05:55 pm (UTC)
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You can't throw around words like 'lean' and 'well-proportioned' like you're a piece of meat I just want to bite into!
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therushingsky
2020-01-10 06:17 pm (UTC)
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I will not be held responsible for your proclivities! Most people don't get turned on by meat!
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beejfu
2020-01-10 06:25 pm (UTC)
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You really don't want this rump roast?
[He hits his own thighs]
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therushingsky
2020-01-10 07:21 pm (UTC)
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Sure, but I don't have a floor to mop.
[He hops up onto the barrier of the ship, watching Betelgeuse appreciatively.]
And I can wait.
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beejfu
2020-01-10 07:30 pm (UTC)
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[He sticks out his forked striped tongue obscenely at Rhys, before going back to wiping up the blood and tossing the ruined sheets over the side of the ship.]
Yeah, I know I'm on display for you here.
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2020-01-10 07:42 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, this is like a sexy carwash kind of situation. Except instead of girls in bikinis washing a car, it's a man in a suit mopping up blood.
[So hot.]
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beejfu
2020-01-10 07:46 pm (UTC)
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[He pauses, and then starts to strip. Sexily. In broad daylight, with Hange and who else knows present]
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therushingsky
2020-01-10 08:05 pm (UTC)
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Hey! No! Keep your pants on! You're going to get gore on your suit if you take it off here!
[He'll look at your butt later!]
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beejfu
2020-01-10 08:08 pm (UTC)
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Oh I'll keep my pants on. Check this out, Stringbean. Ragh!
[That suit? It's a tearaway suit.
He appears in the same suit again, but smaller]
Always dress in layers!
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therushingsky
2020-01-10 08:21 pm (UTC)
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Aah!
[What? What is this?]
Have you just been up here wearing two suits on top of each other?
[Pause]
Why?
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beejfu
2020-01-10 08:24 pm (UTC)
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Yeah.
[he blinks, then looks back at the pieces of the tearaway suit on the ground]
Sight gags?
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therushingsky
2020-01-10 09:10 pm (UTC)
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You're gonna end up with no suits left! Which isn't a disaster for a guy who wants to see you naked, but you won't be happy about it.
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beejfu
2020-01-10 09:15 pm (UTC)
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Bill gave me like ten suits! One for every day of the week.
You will never see me fully naked, Rhysball.
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therushingsky
2020-01-10 09:34 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, and if you keep going through 'em like that you're going to end up with none left.
And don't say never, you might change your mind!
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beejfu
2020-01-12 03:34 pm (UTC)
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No, Stringbean, I won't.
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therushingsky
2020-01-12 04:34 pm (UTC)
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Is that because you think I won't like it, or because
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beejfu
2020-01-12 04:51 pm (UTC)
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The second. I already know you're a sick freak who's into weird shit.
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therushingsky
2020-01-12 05:05 pm (UTC)
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Orrrr, you have low self esteem and need a second opinion.
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2020-01-12 05:07 pm (UTC)
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therushingsky
2020-01-12 05:13 pm (UTC)
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I respect them! Just because I want to be allowed past them doesn't mean I don't respect them!
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beejfu
2020-01-12 05:17 pm (UTC)
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Well get used to your side of the wall, because this? This right here? You're neeeever going to see!
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[He hits his own thighs]
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[He hops up onto the barrier of the ship, watching Betelgeuse appreciatively.]
And I can wait.
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Yeah, I know I'm on display for you here.
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[So hot.]
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[He'll look at your butt later!]
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[That suit? It's a tearaway suit.
He appears in the same suit again, but smaller]
Always dress in layers!
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[What? What is this?]
Have you just been up here wearing two suits on top of each other?
[Pause]
Why?
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[he blinks, then looks back at the pieces of the tearaway suit on the ground]
Sight gags?
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You will never see me fully naked, Rhysball.
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And don't say never, you might change your mind!
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