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[beejfu]

Sure thing, Beanpole. You kinda look like him, too. You're both scrawny little things.

[therushingsky]

Quit negging me, dude. I'm just lean. And well proportioned.

[A nice normal boy!]

[beejfu]

Stop making me horny while I'm cleaning.

[therushingsky]

Quit making yourself horny while you're cleaning!

[beejfu]

You can't throw around words like 'lean' and 'well-proportioned' like you're a piece of meat I just want to bite into!

[therushingsky]

I will not be held responsible for your proclivities! Most people don't get turned on by meat!

[beejfu]

You really don't want this rump roast?

[He hits his own thighs]

NSFW

[therushingsky]

Sure, but I don't have a floor to mop.

[He hops up onto the barrier of the ship, watching Betelgeuse appreciatively.]

And I can wait.

Re: NSFW

[beejfu]

[He sticks out his forked striped tongue obscenely at Rhys, before going back to wiping up the blood and tossing the ruined sheets over the side of the ship.]

Yeah, I know I'm on display for you here.

Re: NSFW

[therushingsky]

Yeah, this is like a sexy carwash kind of situation. Except instead of girls in bikinis washing a car, it's a man in a suit mopping up blood.

[So hot.]

Re: NSFW

[beejfu]

[He pauses, and then starts to strip. Sexily. In broad daylight, with Hange and who else knows present]

Re: NSFW

[therushingsky]

Hey! No! Keep your pants on! You're going to get gore on your suit if you take it off here!

[He'll look at your butt later!]

Re: NSFW

[beejfu]

Oh I'll keep my pants on. Check this out, Stringbean. Ragh!

[That suit? It's a tearaway suit.

He appears in the same suit again, but smaller]

Always dress in layers!

Re: NSFW

[therushingsky]

Aah!

[What? What is this?]

Have you just been up here wearing two suits on top of each other?

[Pause]

Why?

Re: NSFW

[beejfu]

Yeah.

[he blinks, then looks back at the pieces of the tearaway suit on the ground]

Sight gags?

Re: NSFW

[therushingsky]

You're gonna end up with no suits left! Which isn't a disaster for a guy who wants to see you naked, but you won't be happy about it.

Re: NSFW

[beejfu]

Bill gave me like ten suits! One for every day of the week.

You will never see me fully naked, Rhysball.

Re: NSFW

[therushingsky]

Yeah, and if you keep going through 'em like that you're going to end up with none left.

And don't say never, you might change your mind!

Re: NSFW

[beejfu]

No, Stringbean, I won't.

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[therushingsky]

Is that because you think I won't like it, or because you don't like it?

Re: NSFW

[beejfu]

The second. I already know you're a sick freak who's into weird shit.

Re: NSFW

[therushingsky]

Orrrr, you have low self esteem and need a second opinion.

Re: NSFW

[beejfu]

OR

OR

OR SOME THINGS ARE PRIVATE, STRINGBEAN. And you aren't respecting my BOUNDARIES.

Re: NSFW

[therushingsky]

I respect them! Just because I want to be allowed past them doesn't mean I don't respect them!

Re: NSFW

[beejfu]

Well get used to your side of the wall, because this? This right here? You're neeeever going to see!