So how you wanna do it? I don't have the scythe, so if you're looking for that you'd have to ask Hange. Hanging's always popular, or we can go hang out in the Enclosure. I've also been drowned and stabbed through the heart before but if you're looking for something where I'd suffer more, I have tons of suggestions.
[ talking about the pool has made him want to go for a swim. which is why he'll be there early the next morning, in swim shorts and a little flabberghasted when he finds bj asleep on the floor. ]
I didn't mean to. You just spooked me! Don't you know not to wake a sleeping spook?
I have defense mechanisms in place for a reason! I...
....How did I fall asleep in the hall?
[Because he's only ever fallen asleep in places that were 'safe' before. God damn he could have been teleported right over the ship! Shuddering, he starts to get to his feet, body parts cracking noisily]
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[ cheerfully. he's absolutely lying. ]
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So how you wanna do it? I don't have the scythe, so if you're looking for that you'd have to ask Hange. Hanging's always popular, or we can go hang out in the Enclosure. I've also been drowned and stabbed through the heart before but if you're looking for something where I'd suffer more, I have tons of suggestions.
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Sure. Let's go with - drowning.
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Ugh. Okay, okay, fair's fair. But you're gonna have to let me into the pool.
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[And he's gone! On his way to stand outside the pool door to wait for Martin to come drown him]
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but he will text every five or six minutes to promise he's on his way. ]
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He stays there.
He stays out all night until he falls asleep waiting]
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Oh, uh -
[ wow. he'll crouch down in front of him. ]
Hey, wake up.
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C'mon, you need to get to bed.
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[He grabs Martin by the wrist, and bites it]
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[ and martin will give his arm a yank, because what the HELL - ]
Hey, ow!
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[Says BJ, with a mouthful of Martin's wrist. He lets him go with a pop! of saliva, looking abashed]
Shit. Shit. Fuck. Heyyyy Hushpuppy, didn't know it was you!
[He says, rubbing his eyes and not getting up from the floor.]
Fuck. You may want to get a rabies shot or something because I don't know what diseases I have but ANYWAY.
Hi.
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You can't just bite people.
[ martin is STUNNED. ]
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I have defense mechanisms in place for a reason! I...
....How did I fall asleep in the hall?
[Because he's only ever fallen asleep in places that were 'safe' before. God damn he could have been teleported right over the ship! Shuddering, he starts to get to his feet, body parts cracking noisily]
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[ is... is that a little broken skin? martin will smear the blood off with a noise of ugh, because he really doesn't want to catch gangrene. ]
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Ugh. At least I don't have to die bloated now - worst thing when you're dead, Hushpuppy, is dying on a full stomach.
Come on, let's open this pool and get this over with.
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[ he'll unlock the door, though, holding it open to gesture beetlejuice in. ]
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Officially? Twice. Here and back home when I was bored don't count.