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[tetractys]

WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO?

[beejfu]

Warn the little brat that I was mixing deadly chemicals and she might wanna vacate the floor for a few hours. Trying to save her goddamn life and this is the thanks I get.

[tetractys]

OH, AND SHE TRIED TO BLACKMAIL YOU, HUH?

[beejfu]

YES.

[tetractys]

AAAH, SHE'S FUN. EVERYONE WHERE I'M FROM WAS JUST LIKE THAT!

DID YOU GET YOUR POISON TAKEN AWAY? OR ARE WE WAITING ON-

TECHNICALLY I COULD GET IN BIG TROUBLE IF I SAY WHAT YOU'RE WAITING ON, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

[beejfu]

'Fun.' She was going to tell on me. After I tried to protect her worthless little life!



[A glance around, and a quick nod]

[tetractys]

I KNOW, IN THIS CASE WHEN I SAY FUN I MEAN I REALLY DISLIKE HER! I DISLIKE ALMOST EVERYBODY!

[beejfu]

Well, the next time I make something that's going to kill everyone, I'm not gonna warn her.

[tetractys]

I NEVER WARN ANYONE, PERSONALLY! THEY CAN SINK OR SWIM!

[beejfu]

That's some good philosophy.

Hey, Bill.

Do you like me?

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[tetractys]

SURE I DO! YOU'RE FUN, WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF!

[beejfu]

We absolutely do.

How would you react if I said one day, randomly, that I loved you and it wasn't a lead-up to a joke?

[tetractys]

UHHHHH

CONTEXT AND TONE WOULD BE A FACTOR!

[beejfu]

Imagine for a hot second that I was drunk but sincere.

[tetractys]

I'D THINK YOU WERE BEING SENTIMENTAL ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, WHICH IS FINE! OR RAUNCHY, WHICH I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FIRMLY RE-DIRECT!

[beejfu]

Right. Right! Totes. I'm for that. I'd get that.

Very informative, thanks very much Bill.

[tetractys]

EVERY TIME YOU END A CONVERSATION LIKE THIS IT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING SHORT-TERM FUNNY AND LONG-TERM DUMB!

[beejfu]

Talk to you after the party!