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[14thcommander]

Well, I don't want to skimp on band practice, for starters.

What would you like for a break schedule?

[beejfu]

Hey, me neither. I was just starting to master the clavicle.

Six days on, one day where we just don't see each other?

[14thcommander]

That suits me fine! With another caveat: if something serious comes up and you need me, break the break. No getting upset, not coming to me because we're on a break day, and going to... I don't know, burn down the library or throw someone off top deck. Come to me. Tell me what's going on.

By the same token, if you're using the break day to do things you know I wouldn't approve of - like burning down the library, throwing people off top deck - you will see me and it being a break day will make no difference to that.

[beejfu]

Using it exclusively? What if I have a super evil plan that'll take longer than a week to put into place?

[14thcommander]

Then when I catch wind of it I'll saw off your arms and legs and stash you in Zero permanently.

[beejfu]

[he bursts into laughter, delighted by the gory details]

You do care!

[14thcommander]

Kidding. I'm kidding.

[beejfu]

You're such a tease.

[14thcommander]

Don't you know better than to think I'd satisfy you?

[beejfu]

Blue balled yet again.

[14thcommander]

That's what you've got Rhys for!

[beejfu]

Rhys doesn't take me apart emotionally and physically in the same way a nice dismemberment does!

[14thcommander]

Butter him up and maybe he will.

[beejfu]

How does butter help apart from being used as knife lube?

[14thcommander]

When you roast him he'll caramelize if you use enough and it'll be extra tasty.

[beejfu]

Mmn. I love his toasted buns.

[14thcommander]

I hate to break the good run we've got going, but you know it's a turn of phrase, right?

[beejfu]

Yeah. I know.

Hey, are you gonna be mad if I let something go on between California and me?

[14thcommander]

Which one's California again?

[beejfu]

Blonde chick in the leather bikini.

[14thcommander]

Oh! Oh. Tiffany's inmate. Uh, Callisto.

[the very one who prompted this conversation.]

Mmm... is she liking it?

[beejfu]

Yeah, she's into it.

[14thcommander]

If it gets to be a little too much for you and you need help, you gotta let me know. And if she gets tired of it, you gotta let her go.

[beejfu]

Yeah, totes.


Sweet.

[14thcommander]

Are we settled? One break day a week, but don't be shy about coming to me if you have a problem. No fits because you can't see me because you can. And if you take the chance to make trouble, I'll be the one crashing it.