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Voice - a few hours after he's been patched up and fed.

[therushingsky]

Is your cabin the same as it was, or has the admiral got you living under a bridge or something?

Re: Voice - a few hours after he's been patched up and fed.

[beejfu]

[immediately; he has a lot to make up for so he's pretty on-the-ball when it comes to replies]

Oh shit I hope not, I haven't gone to check yet.

It's gotta be, right? I didn't stay in any place half as long.

Voice

[therushingsky]

Pretty sure when you're a warden if you don't like the accommodations you can hand pick new ones.

Still, want me to come look with you?

Re: Voice

[beejfu]

Actually I've got a better idea.

Fuck the room. You design it how you want it to be and I'll take the plans to the Big Guy.

Make it for us.

Re: Voice

[therushingsky]

Seriously?

'Cause I'm still pretty mad at you, dude. I'm gonna make it bad.

Re: Voice

[beejfu]

Okay. Whatever you think I deserve.

Re: Voice

[therushingsky]

You suuuuuure?

[His tone is a little warmer, a little lighter]

Because I'm thinking balloon arches and cactuses all the way down?

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[beejfu]

[his breath hitches, but he is 100% serious back[

Whatever you want, baby bear.

Re: Voice

[therushingsky]

Hmmmmmm...

[He ponders for a long, serious moment.]

Nah. This is gonna be the first place you've lived as-- like, a living person in literally thousands of years, right?

You should put things you like in it. Then I'll just move all my stuff in and get my smell all over it anyway. That'll make it for us.

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[beejfu]

So basically just you and all your stuff?

Re: Voice

[therushingsky]

You like music.

You like-- smells. Now. Even though I know that's new.

What was on your list? Your-- being alive list? Maybe we could get you some stuff from that?

Re: Voice

[beejfu]

Screw the being alive list. Being alive was a mistake.

Re: Voice

[therushingsky]

You don't know that. Not yet, not really. You're just still panicking.

Do you have any idea what Halloumi tastes like?

Re: Voice

[beejfu]

I can't even pronounce that.

Re: Voice

[therushingsky]

Ask for a room with a kitchen. And food. And-- pans and stuff.

And maybe a cookbook because I can not actually cook, but we can learn.

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[beejfu]

Oh shit. Okay. Okay, that sounds amazing. I used to play with fire and shit all the time.

I accidentally lit my sleeve on fire, that wasn't fun.

Re: Voice

[therushingsky]

Was it fun for like, a hot second before your arm started burning?

You do like playing with fire, though. Maybe we should get you some magic tricks?

Or, ooh! You want a smoke bomb?

Re: Voice

[beejfu]

I have smoke bombs!

Oh shit. I can get so many things from the Admiral now. Dangerous things!

Re: Voice

[therushingsky]

Ask him for Lava!

[Do not ask him for Lava.]

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[beejfu]

You're gonna set the ship on fire! Admit it!

Re: Voice

[therushingsky]

No!

The lava might set the ship on fire, but I just want to look at it.

Re: Voice

[beejfu]

You've never seen lava before?

Re: Voice

[therushingsky]

Nope. Only in video games, but I do know you lose a life if you fall in it.

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[beejfu]

And you can't do this in the Enclosure?

...holy shit.

Holy shit that's it. I'm being a responsible adult.

Fuck me I might be getting this!

Re: Voice

[therushingsky]

Booooo! Let me fill your cabin with lava!

[He says, completely not meaning it.]

Wow, you actually could just take me to the enclosure now. You gonna go mad with power, babe?