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Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

I did ask. Why are you apologizing?

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Beeeecause I know I talk a lot about myself and people don't like that?

Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

I like people answering my questions. It saves effort.

In any case, I stabbed you, which puts the burden of apology on my side for at least this conversation.

[QED.]

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Okay but I harassed you into stabbing me.

Also I'm supposed to be a warden, which, ooh, meaningless promotion but people here seem to think I should be putting up with stabbings and I gotta agree with them.

But hey! I'm here to answer questions. I just might not know all the answers.

[audio]

[archivisnt]

Don't be ridiculous. I stabbed you because I mistook you for an avatar of the Corruption planning to rot my flesh from my bones in my current weakened state.

[She sounds thoroughly dismissive.]

Far be it from me to tell you not to put up with stabbing, but it's often considered antisocial behavior.

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Oh, shit. That would be hilarious except now that I HAVE flesh, sudden empathy attack.

I've been stabbed a LOT in my course of work. It's how demons say hi.

Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

Yes, well, I was mistaken. Thus the apology.

You certainly shouldn't be expected to absorb more violence now that you're in a position of authority.

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Oh yeah? I figured I was gonna be a human meat shield for my inmate. Especially since I still have my name curse.

Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

Is that what Wardens are for? Perhaps I should get one.

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Yeah, we're kinda like advocates, I guess? Also I'd totes take a bullet for Loki, he's my boy. He's incredible. Don't stab him.

Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

I'll do my best not to. Could you describe him?

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Tall, long dark hair, Nordic, smirky expression, magic powers, loves elaborate gold-and-green, looks and acts godlike.

Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

Hm, that should do. It sounds like he stands out.

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

He's a sexy beast.

Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

You're indiscriminate, aren't you?

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Pansexual.

Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

All the way from dramatic Nordic men with a color theme to eighty-year-old women in cardigans.

That's very pan.

[It's not the men and women thing so much as it is that the only thing she and this 'Loki' seem to have in common is a smirk and enthusiastic approval from Betelgeuse.

And he hadn't even seen her smirk.]

What's your name curse?

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

I can't help that I find all of you irresistible!

Well. It's embarrassing. I can't say my name and if someone says it three times, I'm summoned.

Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

I suppose it's flattering.

[Very dubious.]

Summoned as in teleportation or as in a sudden overwhelming urge to travel?

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

The first part.

Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

Thus the meat shield skill set, hmm?

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Exactly!

Except now that I'm human I gotta be careful.

Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

Yes, humans do tend to be more fragile than the non-human.

Re: [audio]

[beejfu]

Yeah! What the fuck is UP with that?

Re: [audio]

[archivisnt]

You really should have learned the drawbacks before making the deal.

[He wouldn't be the only one to make that mistake, but still.]