She tightens her grasp, he can’t slither away so easily!!! Though it loosens when he kicks, since she just has to take the hits. If he makes a break for it then he could shake free, though. They’re still stuck together. How far can he really escape?
Hange grabs for his wrist, aiming to twist his arm behind his back if she gets hold of it. Simultaneously she tries to roll them, aiming to pin him facedown on the floor with her sitting on top of him.
“You think you’ll get out of this that easily? No knives!”
BJ ends up pressed against the ground, as he tries to buck Hange off of him to little success. He whines when she gets hold of his arm, fingers wiggling helplessly.
He tries to get up - oh, how he tries. But Betelgeuse's energy is spent from wailing and whining all day long, so now he has to sit on his stomach, trying to inch towards the kitchen with his fingers and being entirely unsuccessful.
"Oh yeah. VERY enjoyable, to be squashed like a bug and told where to do and what to go all the time!"
“Hey, come on, buck up now! I’m going to be cutting things out of my schedule too, for your sake, and we can do fun things. We can go to a bog and you can eat some insects and frogs there! We can do calisthenics with Jane Fonda! We can play around on stage again!”
“Alright! We’ll watch the Exorcist. We’ll see what else we both like. And what about a bog, huh? I know there’s water in it but think about all those frogs, those bugs, all that slime...”
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He shoves back from the wall and starts making for the kitchen.
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Immediately he lets all his weight just drop to the ground and tries slithering out of Hange's grip like a goddamn snake.
He also tries kicking, which is noticeably not like a snake at all.
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“Stoppit.”
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"I can't believe I'm saying this to a hot girl...Get off me!"
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“You think you’ll get out of this that easily? No knives!”
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"I'm doing this for US!"
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Hange is prepared to sit here for as long as it takes.
“Face it. We’re stuck with each other. Shouldn’t this be enjoyable for you?”
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"Oh yeah. VERY enjoyable, to be squashed like a bug and told where to do and what to go all the time!"
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"You don't have rhythm. How am I supposed to dance when you have no sense of musical timing?"
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He slowly begins to roll back to his feet, if Hange will let him. Fine! No more knives.
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She lets him up.
"And Rocky Horror Picture Show, and ohhh, Shrek... I like watching new movies!"
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"Yeah, Rocky Horror's fun. You know I was the test dummy for Meatloaf? Anyway. New movies, huh? Sounds like you like comedies and nature crap."
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No pornos, Betelgeuse.
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Don't make her regret this.
"I reserve the right to veto your choices, but you may at least propose a choice."
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Hange wiggles her eyebrows.
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