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[therushingsky]

Hey you're still on the ship, right?

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[beejfu]

[therushingsky]

Okay cool.

[Because he'd feel even worse if he'd just gotten demoted over someone who immediately vanished.]

[beejfu]

The crap you want, Beanpole? Don't try summoning me, I blocked you.

[therushingsky]

Joke's on you, I already tried like, three times.

[Obvs he wouldn't be texting if your voice activation was still working.]

Just checking you hadn't died again or something.

[beejfu]

And it failed, right? I knew this Zero place was good for something.

[therushingsky]

You went to Zero.

Okay, I'll give it to you, that's kinda clever.

Maybe you should stop telling people about the name thing though. Someone could really fuck you up with that.

[beejfu]

Like someone is going to come up and summon me off the ship? Uh, bit late for that, Rhys.

[therushingsky]

Dude, when we first met you were nursing a punctured lung, I am not the beginning and end of your problems here.

Anyway you falling over the side was basically an accident.

[beejfu]

Eh. Pain sucks sometimes but it also can be funny. The lung wasn't bad.

'Basically'.

[therushingsky]

It was an accident you deserved.

[beejfu]

And you think you're the one who gives me what I deserve.

You dealing out my punishment, Rhysball?

You wanna mess with the hell demon?

[therushingsky]

I think if you shove someone overboard, you don't get to act all victimized if they manage to drag you down with them. Like, oooh, I'm sorry, was that not how your murder was supposed to go?

And stop it with the hell demon stuff, you're not scary. You're like-- equal parts adorable and gross. Like a horrible puppy.

[beejfu]

I AM TOO SCARY.

I am VERY scary, Rhys! I just don't have all my powers and I can't kill people and it sucks.


Okay?! I don't care if you kill me and SURE it's annoying to be summoned all the time, but don't you ever make fun of me for not being scary.

[therushingsky]

You're a sensitive, hyperactive, smelly man, who's extremely easy to piss off.

That's not scary.

[beejfu]

oh god. this little tool is right.

am I..?

[therushingsky]

[Oh god damn it he was having so much fun...]

Well-- I mean, it's like you said, you don't have your powers, and most of us have like, kinda high tolerances for nightmare fuel around here. And you do make me super uncomfortable. Like when you licked me? Ugh.

[beejfu]

Yeah, being uncomfortable isn't the same as being scary. Any grandma in diapers can tell you that, Rhys.

Leave me alone, I'm having a private existential crisis, okay?

[therushingsky]

Aw come on, don't be like that. You're scary! Getting possessed was super scary!

I'm just messing with you cause you got me demoted you fucking asshole, why am I even being nice to you right now?

[beejfu]

What?

[sniffle]

B-but I thought you said you were still a warden?

[therushingsky]

Yeah, well, I would say that, wouldn't I?

[beejfu]

So you really did get demoted.

You little liar.

[therushingsky]

Y'know what, I was really only calling to make sure you hadn't vanished forever...

[Not to talk about his miserable new life.]

[beejfu]

Uh.

Why?

[therushingsky]

What?

Why what?