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[corkscrewed]

Could've been worse, I guess? I didn't actually feel anything.

[beejfu]

I could make it worse? If you're disappointed about the technique and wanted to suffer a little more.

[corkscrewed]

I am very sorry if I implied any amount of disappointment.

[beejfu]

Well.

You're welcome for such a clean hit.

Also I have to admit, I had no goddamn idea I was being given the silent treatment.

[corkscrewed]

Well, I meant -

[ ugh this is awkward. ]

I brushed you off when you apologized.

[beejfu]

Yeah, and?

You were punishing me because I did you dirty. Duh.

[corkscrewed]

Well, yes, but you still deserve an apology.

[beejfu]

No I don't, kid.

[corkscrewed]

[ what. ]

You weren't trying to hurt me.

[beejfu]

Yeah, but you were hurt all the same.

Shit. Shit, I actually get that. Fucking flood. Fucking Admiral..

[corkscrewed]

[ with a bit of dawning realization- ]

This place is actually good for you.

[beejfu]

Yeah. I hate it.

[corkscrewed]

Why? Like - why do you hate it?

[beejfu]

BeCAUSE. I thought graduation was gonna be fun! Get together with like-minded freaks, have a few laughs, get to come back to life!

I didn't know you idiots were going to make me feel crap.

[corkscrewed]

[ completely fair. ]

What else have you been- feeling?

[beejfu]

Oh, everything. Basically every emotion that I wasn't already partial to, which are all of like....three? Anger, happy, sad...yeah, that's three.

I lost my weirdness last week. I took a bath. All of you collectively did that, I take no responsibility for that one.

[corkscrewed]

Did you use soap?

[beejfu]

[An unhappy hiss of acknowledgement.]

[corkscrewed]

[ wow. he's honestly not sure what to say here, but then he'll try- ]

You want to hang out later?

[ he's trying!!! ]

[beejfu]

Sure, Hushpuppy. If you wanna revenge kill me I'm cool with it.

[corkscrewed]

-- that's not a serious offer, is it?

[beejfu]

Yes it's a serious offer!

[corkscrewed]

Sure, I'll kill you.

[ cheerfully. he's absolutely lying. ]

[beejfu]

Great!

So how you wanna do it? I don't have the scythe, so if you're looking for that you'd have to ask Hange. Hanging's always popular, or we can go hang out in the Enclosure. I've also been drowned and stabbed through the heart before but if you're looking for something where I'd suffer more, I have tons of suggestions.

[corkscrewed]

[ he bursts into laughter before he can help it. ]

Sure. Let's go with - drowning.