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beejfu
2020-04-30 03:00 pm (UTC)
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Aw, she's a snake. Not a worm. I thought you liked snakes!
[He offers Sandy to Martin to investigate]
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corkscrewed
2020-04-30 03:01 pm (UTC)
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Big ones. I like big snakes.
[ he's a little 0_0 right now ]
She's going to bite me.
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beejfu
2020-04-30 03:03 pm (UTC)
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Me too. She used to be like thirty feet long but when she died, Hange and the Admiral made me shrink her.
[He draws his arms back protectively over Sandy]
That's why she's got such attitude now. How would you feel if you were suddenly a tenth your size?
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corkscrewed
2020-04-30 03:05 pm (UTC)
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Sorry. I'm not trying to hurt her feelings-
[ he can't believe he's in a bathroom literally talking about bj's snake. ]
Maybe we could go sit somewhere? Not here.
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beejfu
2020-04-30 03:09 pm (UTC)
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Oh no, she can't hear what we're saying, she's a snake.
[He coos to her. She tries to bite his nose off, coiled angrily]
Totes. Lead the way, Hushpuppy.
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corkscrewed
2020-04-30 03:10 pm (UTC)
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[ martin will lead them out, but on the way - ]
So, uh, your finger--?
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beejfu
2020-04-30 03:12 pm (UTC)
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Huh?
[He checks his hand. It's already sealed over, no longer bleeding, and even has a bit of skin growth to it]
Oh yeah. Nah, healing powers off-screen. If you don't look at it or point it out, it grows faster.
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corkscrewed
2020-04-30 03:14 pm (UTC)
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Well.
[ muttered: ]
Not looking at it won't be a problem.
[ their cabin's off limits; he doesn't want the snake to meet his cat. ]
I guess we can just... sit in the hallway...?
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beejfu
2020-04-30 03:19 pm (UTC)
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Oh, totally. She'd like that. Sorry about the biting, she doesn't really know her own strength.
But it comes in handy!
[He coos at her, stroking her head gently]
She can clean out the pipes when they get clogged full of shit.
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corkscrewed
2020-04-30 03:23 pm (UTC)
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[ martin rolls his eyes and takes a seat in the hallway, his back against the wall. ]
I shouldn't be surprised you'd end up with a pet sandworm.
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beejfu
2020-04-30 03:31 pm (UTC)
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[He plops down on the opposite side of Martin, legs out to touch Martin's and create a kind of playfield for Sandy]
Well, you don't get a lot of choices if you want a pet where I come from. 'All dogs go to heaven' is more than just a movie, pal.
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corkscrewed
2020-04-30 03:35 pm (UTC)
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[ he's actually perking up at that!!! ]
Wait, are you being serious right now?
[ thank god for the dogs ]
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beejfu
2020-04-30 03:36 pm (UTC)
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Well, yeah. It wouldn't be eternal damnation if you got to have adorable puppies running around.
Any kind of heaven is like 80 / 20 dogs, probably.
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corkscrewed
2020-04-30 03:38 pm (UTC)
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Beetlejuice, I've got to be honest: this is the best news I've heard since I got to the Barge.
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beejfu
2020-04-30 03:43 pm (UTC)
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[He gives Martin a weird look, like telling him the sky was blue was 'news' to Martin]
Jesus, Hushpuppy, you didn't know?
What the shit do you think happens?
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corkscrewed
2020-04-30 03:45 pm (UTC)
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Dunno. Never really thought the whole 'afterlife' idea held much weight. I mean, it's - it's definitely
nice,
but.
[ he shrugs!! ]
Probably different from one world to the next, too.
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beejfu
2020-04-30 03:49 pm (UTC)
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The afterlife isn't
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And there's no dogs in hell.
[He opens his hands to let Sandy slither around in the space between their legs.]
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corkscrewed
2020-04-30 03:51 pm (UTC)
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[ martin will flinch briefly, but he doesn't pull his legs back. ]
Sounds better than being - blasted into oblivion, I guess. The idea that you live on in some capacity. I dunno.
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beejfu
2020-04-30 03:56 pm (UTC)
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You don't live on. You're dead.
[pedantic? sure. But you're reminding him of what he never got to feel.
Sandy slithers around but seems she's calmed down for now and sticks out a forked tongue to smell the air better]
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corkscrewed
2020-04-30 03:58 pm (UTC)
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What's the difference?
[ and he's not being combative: it's a sincere question. ]
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beejfu
2020-04-30 04:00 pm (UTC)
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Living on means that you've got, like. Feelings and goals and aren't just stuck forever at a literal dead-end job with nothing.
When you're dead, that all goes away. You enter this void and you just don't wake up from that.
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corkscrewed
2020-04-30 04:03 pm (UTC)
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You don't have feelings?
[ he's watching sandy
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beejfu
2020-04-30 04:13 pm (UTC)
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I kind of have the ghost?? of feelings?
Like.
Ugh, it's so hard to explain this shit.
You know that when you feel happy, you have these chemicals that go to your brain? Saying, oh, that was good, do that again?
I'm born dead. There's nothing to feel. Just like, images of those feelings. Copy-catting it from the whining newly deads.
[Sandy hisses when she makes eye contact with Martin, and goes to hide in the shadow of a knee]
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2020-04-30 04:14 pm (UTC)
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[ he winces at the hiss, but to his credit, he doesn't jerk his leg away. that explanation - well, it makes sense. ]
You've come pretty far, knowing that.
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beejfu
2020-04-30 04:19 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, well, I'm an embarrassment to demonic forces everywhere. Don't rub it in, you living meat sack.
[he crouches down to lure Sandy out of hiding, petting her so that she rolls over on her side]
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[He offers Sandy to Martin to investigate]
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[ he's a little 0_0 right now ]
She's going to bite me.
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[He draws his arms back protectively over Sandy]
That's why she's got such attitude now. How would you feel if you were suddenly a tenth your size?
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[ he can't believe he's in a bathroom literally talking about bj's snake. ]
Maybe we could go sit somewhere? Not here.
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[He coos to her. She tries to bite his nose off, coiled angrily]
Totes. Lead the way, Hushpuppy.
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So, uh, your finger--?
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[He checks his hand. It's already sealed over, no longer bleeding, and even has a bit of skin growth to it]
Oh yeah. Nah, healing powers off-screen. If you don't look at it or point it out, it grows faster.
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[ their cabin's off limits; he doesn't want the snake to meet his cat. ]
I guess we can just... sit in the hallway...?
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But it comes in handy!
[He coos at her, stroking her head gently]
She can clean out the pipes when they get clogged full of shit.
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I shouldn't be surprised you'd end up with a pet sandworm.
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Well, you don't get a lot of choices if you want a pet where I come from. 'All dogs go to heaven' is more than just a movie, pal.
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Wait, are you being serious right now?
[ thank god for the dogs ]
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Any kind of heaven is like 80 / 20 dogs, probably.
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Jesus, Hushpuppy, you didn't know?
What the shit do you think happens?
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[ he shrugs!! ]
Probably different from one world to the next, too.
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And there's no dogs in hell.
[He opens his hands to let Sandy slither around in the space between their legs.]
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Sounds better than being - blasted into oblivion, I guess. The idea that you live on in some capacity. I dunno.
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[pedantic? sure. But you're reminding him of what he never got to feel.
Sandy slithers around but seems she's calmed down for now and sticks out a forked tongue to smell the air better]
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[ and he's not being combative: it's a sincere question. ]
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When you're dead, that all goes away. You enter this void and you just don't wake up from that.
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[ he's watching sandy so, so closely, like he's ready to bolt at the first sign of aggression. ]
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Like.
Ugh, it's so hard to explain this shit.
You know that when you feel happy, you have these chemicals that go to your brain? Saying, oh, that was good, do that again?
I'm born dead. There's nothing to feel. Just like, images of those feelings. Copy-catting it from the whining newly deads.
[Sandy hisses when she makes eye contact with Martin, and goes to hide in the shadow of a knee]
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You've come pretty far, knowing that.
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[he crouches down to lure Sandy out of hiding, petting her so that she rolls over on her side]
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