Whoa. Whoa. No no, you don't get to do that to me. I get to do that to YOU. You don't get to tease me about a reciprocated crush on a boy who I have murdered twice. That's my thing.
Yeah, well. If you're wondering why I'm suddenly not stinking of my usual odor du garbage, blame him. The little twink likes it when I don't have rotten raccoon smell.
I don't think it's fair of you to pull me over against my will to tell me I can't pull people in against their will. I used to love it but now I'm not feeling so hot all of a sudden. Maybe I don't want you around me all the time.
Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa ha ha hahaha! I have achieved it! I deserve a plaque or something! At last we've reached this zenith! You understand what all my comrades understood and had to endure! YEEEEEEES!!
... Yes, that's a great way to look at it! Good work! I'm happy to be your first point of contact, as your warden, but the more people who care about you, the more stable your social circle is.
Yeah, of course! I'm an adult. You're an adult. You don't need to be holding my hand all the time.
I want to know what's going on with you but I don't need to be breathing down your neck every single minute of every single hour of every single day. You deserve to build relationships apart from me. After you've graduated, I won't have standing to monitor you at all, really, so practice now.
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Am I going to summon you over here or are you going to make some weak excuse for me again?
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Look.
I don't think it's fair of you to pull me over against my will to tell me I can't pull people in against their will. I used to love it but now I'm not feeling so hot all of a sudden. Maybe I don't want you around me all the time.
Holy shit.
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Sssssshhh shh sh shut up shut up ALL RIGHT?!
You're aggravating enough to make me want to not be around you 24/7! That's a burn against you!
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What?! You planned this? You absolute maniac.
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How big can a circle get before it collapses like a sad balloon?
1/2
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Like, you will talk to me again?
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I want to know what's going on with you but I don't need to be breathing down your neck every single minute of every single hour of every single day. You deserve to build relationships apart from me. After you've graduated, I won't have standing to monitor you at all, really, so practice now.
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