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[beejfu]

Haha. Yeah, he calls me one of his two boyfriends.

[14thcommander]

You know, I'd make this wild and crazy bet that he cares about you quite a lot.

[beejfu]

No shit. Was it him saying "I love you" that tipped you off, or something else?

[14thcommander]

Woah, if Rhys said "I love you" to me it would be a huge overstep of the current bounds of our relationship!

[beejfu]

He said it to me, you pedantic grammar nazi.

[14thcommander]

Ho ho HOOO ho ho ho! I knew he cared about you! First plaaaaaaace!

[beejfu]

Whoa. Whoa. No no, you don't get to do that to me. I get to do that to YOU. You don't get to tease me about a reciprocated crush on a boy who I have murdered twice. That's my thing.

[14thcommander]

I haven't murdered anybody twice and don't have any crushes! That's all got to go to you.

[beejfu]

Yeah, well. If you're wondering why I'm suddenly not stinking of my usual odor du garbage, blame him. The little twink likes it when I don't have rotten raccoon smell.

[14thcommander]

He sounds very serious about it all.

[beejfu]

Oh, it won't last. But it's fun when it does.

[14thcommander]

Hmhmhm. [She doesn't really know Rhys' ~love style~ and therefore cannot argue the point.]

Am I going to summon you over here or are you going to make some weak excuse for me again?

[beejfu]

Enngh.

Look.

I don't think it's fair of you to pull me over against my will to tell me I can't pull people in against their will. I used to love it but now I'm not feeling so hot all of a sudden. Maybe I don't want you around me all the time.

Holy shit.

[14thcommander]

[holy shit there is a stunned pause]

[14thcommander]

This...

[14thcommander]

Sounds like INCREASED INDEPENDEEEEENCE?

[beejfu]

[clearly trying to suppress laughter]

Sssssshhh shh sh shut up shut up ALL RIGHT?!

You're aggravating enough to make me want to not be around you 24/7! That's a burn against you!

[14thcommander]

Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa ha ha hahaha! I have achieved it! I deserve a plaque or something! At last we've reached this zenith! You understand what all my comrades understood and had to endure! YEEEEEEES!!

[beejfu]

[He looks stunned that this was a calculated move by Hange]

What?! You planned this? You absolute maniac.

[14thcommander]

It was a long-term goal! I wasn't expecting it to sort itself out like this!

[14thcommander]

In all seriousness this is good! You should have a broad base of support and people you can go to, who you enjoy spending time with.

[beejfu]

I see. Sucking the life a little bit from a lot of people instead of a lot of life out of you! Very Twilight of us.

[14thcommander]

... Yes, that's a great way to look at it! Good work! I'm happy to be your first point of contact, as your warden, but the more people who care about you, the more stable your social circle is.

[beejfu]

No shit.

How big can a circle get before it collapses like a sad balloon?

1/2

[14thcommander]

A social circle of any size can collapse like a sad balloon under the right circumstances.