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[corkscrewed]

You really have grown. I'm impressed.

[ no, seriously. ]

[beejfu]

Maybe. Don't say it where Hange can hear you or she'll take all the credit.

[corkscrewed]

[ he snorts. ]

I'll be sure to send her a card.

[beejfu]

I have an inmate now too.

[corkscrewed]

Is it gonna hurt your feelings if I say that worries me a little bit?

[beejfu]

Ugh. Being judged by a gentle hushpuppy.

He's fine! Relax. He's more than fine, he's amazing.

[corkscrewed]

Can we re-think that nickname? I've - you known, grown. [ he's gone full kill bill, but it feels weird to just voice that. ] Who's your inmate?

[beejfu]

Oh. Yeah, yeah. I could do M-Dog. Whatcha think?

Loki, God of Mischief and Chaos.

[corkscrewed]

I mean, it's better than- I don't even really know what a hushpuppy is.

[ but he gives a low, appreciative whistle. ]

Sounds like a tough one.

[beejfu]

He's incredible. I'm so happy.

[corkscrewed]

I feel like that can only mean he causes ungodly amounts of trouble.

[beejfu]

Please. He causes GODLY amounts of trouble.

[corkscrewed]

How's the rehabilitation going?

[beejfu]

Well, I finally found his file!

...Technically Lyds found it. After. Two months of being paired.

[corkscrewed]

Sounds like it's going well.

[ flatly- ]

You're actually better at wardening than I am. I... am not sure how to feel about that. [ no offense... ]

[beejfu]

What, seriously? No I'm not.

[corkscrewed]

I've never had a permanent inmate.

[beejfu]

So?

Find someone you love and attach yourself to the hip. Easy!

We should go through the available inmates and find an amazing one for you.

[corkscrewed]

[ martin actually laughs out loud. ]

Oh, my god. Like Grindr for inmates.

[beejfu]

[he grins happily, pleased that he got Martin to laugh]

Exactly!

So come on. Open your comm and we'll take a look!

[corkscrewed]

That feels, uh. Invasive.

[ but he's pulling out his phone. ]

[beejfu]

[Betelgeuse pokes through the register, scrolling]

Okay. Okay. We need to figure out your type. Who's your ideal inmate, M-Dog?Quiet, loud, sexy, sulky, violent?

[corkscrewed]

Er - less so on violent. I don't really have a way of dealing with that.

[beejfu]

Got it. You skew young, old, male, or female?

[corkscrewed]

No preference there, honestly. Just someone I can help.