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[14thcommander]

I'm summoning you.

[So be prepared. She's standing just outside her rooms.]

[beejfu]

No!

[14thcommander]

[ --- ???]

Why not?

[beejfu]

I'm super naked right now.

[he is not, in fact, naked]

[14thcommander]

Well, it won't be anything I haven't seen before --

[beejfu]

Oh yeah? When have you seen me naked?

cw sexual and gross

[14thcommander]

Are you implying you've got something more interesting than your standard human dick? Does that pop off like your head opens up? Is that why Rhys likes having sex with you so much?

Re: cw sexual and gross

[beejfu]

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Rhys likes having sex with me so much because I reciprocate and worship his body in the way it deserves to be worshiped.

And since when do you and him talk about our sex life anyway?!

[14thcommander]

I deduced it from how persistently he picks your rank tail out above others.

[beejfu]

Haha. Yeah, he calls me one of his two boyfriends.

[14thcommander]

You know, I'd make this wild and crazy bet that he cares about you quite a lot.

[beejfu]

No shit. Was it him saying "I love you" that tipped you off, or something else?

[14thcommander]

Woah, if Rhys said "I love you" to me it would be a huge overstep of the current bounds of our relationship!

[beejfu]

He said it to me, you pedantic grammar nazi.

[14thcommander]

Ho ho HOOO ho ho ho! I knew he cared about you! First plaaaaaaace!

[beejfu]

Whoa. Whoa. No no, you don't get to do that to me. I get to do that to YOU. You don't get to tease me about a reciprocated crush on a boy who I have murdered twice. That's my thing.

[14thcommander]

I haven't murdered anybody twice and don't have any crushes! That's all got to go to you.

[beejfu]

Yeah, well. If you're wondering why I'm suddenly not stinking of my usual odor du garbage, blame him. The little twink likes it when I don't have rotten raccoon smell.

[14thcommander]

He sounds very serious about it all.

[beejfu]

Oh, it won't last. But it's fun when it does.

[14thcommander]

Hmhmhm. [She doesn't really know Rhys' ~love style~ and therefore cannot argue the point.]

Am I going to summon you over here or are you going to make some weak excuse for me again?

[beejfu]

Enngh.

Look.

I don't think it's fair of you to pull me over against my will to tell me I can't pull people in against their will. I used to love it but now I'm not feeling so hot all of a sudden. Maybe I don't want you around me all the time.

Holy shit.

[14thcommander]

[holy shit there is a stunned pause]

[14thcommander]

This...

[14thcommander]

Sounds like INCREASED INDEPENDEEEEENCE?